"My goodness, it looks like you've been crying. Fighting over a toy?
You have so many. How could that be a big deal?"
"Didn't you ever fight with your brothers and sisters, Grandma?"
"Did the stories I've told you make us sound like a bunch of Goody Goody
Two Shoes? Well, we were never called that! My mother used to call
me "Dottie Peaches", which always caused my brothers and sisters to start
chanting "Dumpy, Doll, Precious, Doll Heart, Goofy"! Isn't that a silly list
of names? I heard it so often that I still remember it. I know they thought
I was a bit of a pest. Since I was the youngest, I always wanted to tag
along.
Once, my brother made me cry. I do remember that. He was playing with
his slingshot and ... slingshot? You don't know what that is? That was a
toy we made for ourselves, cut from the branch of a tree where it divided
into a shape of the letter Y. Then we cut open a strong rubber band and tied
the ends to the two top points. That made it a slingshot. For ammunition,
you took a piece of paper and chewed it in your mouth to form a wet ball.
That was called a spitball. When you held that at the back of the rubber
band and pulled it tight; that spitball really went flying!
One day, my brother aimed his sling shot at me, and that
spitball hit me right on the cheek. It really hurt and I started to run into
the house. My brother told me he was sorry and hadn't meant to hit me. He
never did it again.
My mother did something really funny once. I shared a bedroom with one
of my sisters. I like to keep everything very neat, but my sister was always
leaving her clothes scattered all over the room. I complained to my Mom and
she asked me to do her a big favor. Instead of picking up after my sister,
I was to leave everything just where my sister dropped it for a few days.
Then one morning, we were outside playing when someone raised the window
of our bedroom. There was Mom, tossing all those clothes out the window.
They scattered all over the yard! My sister ran around picking them up, carried
them up to our room, and put them all away where they belonged. From then
on, she was very neat. Well, once in a while she would forget. Wasn't that
clever of our Mom?
There were times I got in trouble, too. One day we were playing Monopoly
and I had just purchased a valuable piece of property. One of the others
managed to take it away from me. I was so mad that I was banging my fist
on the table. My mother overheard and said: "Dottie, you will have to go
to your room until you can put a big smile on your face and be a happy part
of the family." That's what we used to have to do when we got into
trouble. I really wanted to get back to the game, so I came right back down
with a smile on my face reaching from ear to ear! Everyone laughed and welcomed
me back.